Basically all my obsesions gathered in one place. It started as blog with just books, but now it's just a huge mess. I prefer she/her pronouns.Spoilers ahead.
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
Hercules: I --
Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The minotaur --
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
Percy: Well, we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
there is a women in China holding a black umbrella so she
won’t taste the salt of the rain when the sky begins to weep,
there is a 17 year old girl who smells like pomegranates and has summer air tight on her naked skin, wrapping around her scars
like veins in a bloody garden, who won’t make it past tomorrow,
there is a young man, who buys yellow flowers for the woman
in apartment 84B, who learned braille when he realized she
couldn’t read his poetry about her white neck and mint eyes
there are people watching films,
making love for the first time, opening mail with the
heading of ‘i miss you’, cooking noodles with
organic spices and red sauces, buying lemon detergent,
ignoring ‘do not smoke’ signs, painting murals
of his lips in abandoned warehouses, chewing
the words ‘i love you’ over and over again, swallowing
phone numbers and forgotten birthdays, eating
strawberry pies, drinking white wine off of each
others open mouths, ignoring the telephone,
reading this poem
someone is thinking
someone finally understands
they never really
poems from my uncles graves (via irynka)
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs
women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing